Neighborhood In Uproar as Organization’s Parlor Meeting Cut The Carving Station!
Theonionkichel.com -Residents of the development community "Forest Something" were in for a big surprise when they arrived at a neighborhood parlor meeting last night. On the table where the carving...
View ArticleOif Simchas Lakewood 12 Adar II 5779
- Chasuna: Kazant - Rosenbaum at Ateres Reva Hall- Chasuna: Goldstein - Zaks at Lake Terrace hall- Chasuna: Borenstein - Miller at Ne'emas Hachaim hall- Chasuna: Rosenblatt - Krancer at Fountain...
View ArticleRain in the Forecast Purim Day
On Purim day this Thursday March 21, Rain is likely in Lakewood most of the day with a High of 51F. Chance of rain is 90%. Rainfall expected near a half an inch.Wednesday Taanis Esther , first day of...
View ArticleTonight: Planning Board Meeting
Lakewood Planning Board meeting Tuesday, March 19, 2019 6:00 P.M at Municipal hallWatch Live HERESee Agenda HEREPUBLIC HEARING1. SP 2078 Park Lane Associates 651 New Hampshire Avenue Block 1160.06,...
View ArticleBagel King Coming Soon
GreatKosher FB "Bagel King" coming to Lakewood, NJ area Looks like kettle boiled and stone baked bagels and special roasting coffee. Drive Thru, Take Out and Eat in. Located on West County Line Road...
View ArticleGroup of Kollel guys offer Trump Halachic Solution for Border Wall
A Chabura of lamdanim in Lakewood have reached out to President Trump via the Lakewood white house reporter with a solution for his beloved border wall. The Chabura is currently learning the sugya of...
View ArticleOif Simchas Lakewood 13 Adar 5779
- Chasuna: Schwartz - Akda at Ateres Chana hall Bais Faiga- Chasuna: Karmel - Smith at Fountain Ballroom Lakewood Cheder-Vort: Hachosson Moshe Blum to Hakallah Leah Londinsky at Ateres Yeshaya hall 908...
View ArticleMessage from Dr. Roberts regarding collecting on Purim
theonionkichel.com Seriously SatireAny yeshiva bachur who was not immunized will not be allowed into my home to collect this Purim. Anyone trying to enter my home will have to provide their full...
View Articleתענית אסתר תשע"ט
-Fast is over at 7:39/7:49 but it's customary to extend the fast until after קריאת המגילה-The Minhag is to give מחצית השקל, by Mincha תחנון and אבינו מלכנו is not said.- על פי הוראת הרבנים לאור המצב...
View ArticlePurim News Briefs 2019
Charidy for CharidyUnfortunately many people couldn't hold out and succumbed to the pressure forcing them to give and donate to matching campaigns more then they could afford and literally depleting...
View ArticlePurim Lakewood 5779
Places for ladies to hear מגילת אסתר night and Day see belowPurim Day-Weather clear untill 3 PM than moe rain expectedCentral Avenue closed in both directions at Circle placeMincha all day in Prospect...
View Articleשושן פורים תשע"ט ערב שבת קודש
-Seudas Shushan Purim at Koson B"M 72 Oak street Lakewood 11:30 am.- Chometz sale drop off locations now open-NPGS Jackson location closed due to a structure Fire yesterday.-Sorry bochurim the L bus...
View ArticleThis week the most Rarely read Haftorah of Parshas Tzav
This week the Haftorah for Parshas Tzav is one of the rarest ones since Tzav usually coincides with the week of one of the many special haftaros. Usually parshas Tzav on a regular year comes out on...
View ArticleLakewood Zmanim ערב שבת פרשת צו שושן פורים תשע"ט
Friday, March 22, 2019 / ט״ו אדר-ב תשע״ט ערב שבת פרשת צו שושן פוריםCandle lighting: 6:52 pmShkiah/sunset: 7:10 pmWeather Friday night low of 33 Shabbos Day High of 51F Higher wind gusts possible....
View ArticleLKwd News Briefs March 24 2019
-Moadim L'simcha ordering deadline is tonight-Hachnosas Sefer Torah today at 6 Esther Court off N. Central going to B"M Sfard of westgate procession at 3:30 pm-Pizzaleh on Clifton temporarily closed...
View ArticleToday: Shidduchim Kinnus for the Lakewood Community
Shidduchim Kinnus todayat B"M Ateres Yeshaya for the Lakewood community led by Rav Yitzchok Koledetsky shlita at 908 East County Line. Rav Simcha Bunim Cohen shlita will be speaking. Program is open...
View ArticleNJ Assisted Suicide Bill Up for Vote Tomorrow
Tomorrow Monday March 25, lawmakers in both the state Senate and Assembly will decide the fate of a bill that would give terminally ill patients in New Jersey a legal right to decide how and when the...
View ArticleOif Simchas Lakewood March 24, 2019
-Chasuna: Kitay - Lieberman at Fountain Ballroom Lakewood Cheder-Chasuna: Auerbach - Shatzkes at Ateres Reva hall-Vort: Hachosson Mordechai Schaier to Hakallah Chaya Baila Scheinberg Bas R' Shepsil...
View ArticleTrump Tweets: After Report finds No Collusion
No Collusion, No Obstruction, Complete and Total EXONERATION. KEEP AMERICA GREAT!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 24, 2019
View ArticleOcean Township buys property to keep yeshiva away from it
Town strikes $2M deal to stop Orthodox Yeshiva, dorms. Yeshiva Gedola N'aos Yaakov Rosh Yeshiva הגרש"פ שוסטל שליט"א was in contract to purchase a property. The Zoning board rejected the application. In...
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